Some words should never be spoken...

Today I had the displeasure to have to listen to some mouthpiece of a student prattle on about inane drivel all the way through my lunch.  Then she started on Star Trek...which only made it mildly more tolerable but I managed to ignore her for the most part.  It was only when she said the words
"Wesley Crusher was great!"
that I wanted to turn round and stab her in the eye with my fork.